Today I've decided I'd do a new segment to showcase what life would be like if I was a character in a different game series. To begin this series off, I've decided I would be a character....
In the Final Fantasy Series.
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My life as a Final Fantasy character would begin as me as a freelancer starting off in a random huge plain surrounded by several small rats that are two levels higher then me.
Turn one... Bite. Fucked.
I would end up in the nearby town where I'd awake to some guy telling me about some fucking crystals that have the power to save the world. I mean, really? Crystals with that much power? Why can't they ever be pawn-able crystals to make a huge sum of cash. No... they have to be the kind that sets of a chain of events that will end up with some dude whose 90 levels above me.
Okay.... let's check... Sword, Buckler, Clothing and Boots.... What am I? A fucking reject blacksmith?
Adventure begins....
(7 hours after beginning)
I've leveled sufficiently enough to choose a job that makes me no money other then pilfering monsters. I mean.... why should I even pick one?...
I'm now a Black Mage and have somehow found 3 other people to join my incredibly vague adventure to save the world from a yet unknown threat...
Damnit! I have to learn all these spells and go back to every fucking village I've visited and to restock and buy spells!? Fuck this....
~Random Battle: Dragon. Level 40~
Wait so now I'm back at level 1!?
Turn 1: Fire Breath. Game Over....
Fuck this. I'm going home.
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