New Segment: AJ vs. ???

In this new segment that took almost a month to make, I'll be interviewing many different characters from the video game world. This first one is dedicated to the most famous of all characters whose has more Mushroom Trips then any other person on earth.... Mario...


AJ: Welcome Mario, it's a pleasure to speak with you.
Mario: It's a pleasure, paizano.

AJ: So Mario, the question on everyone's mind is... What the fuck is up with those mushrooms.
Mario: The mushroomsa make you biggger. Then you can crush all the little people.
AJ: Everything gets bigger?
Mario: Everything. (winks)

AJ: Mario, you have save Peach countless times by running through many castles. We gotta ask, did you score?
Mario: I got the High Score.
AJ: I think you missed the point.

AJ: Mario, is it true your brother is a closet homosexual?
Mario: Luigi.... he's a special boy. It takes skill to jump that high and spin like that. But, we always knew he was different. That's why ma ma always treated him like he was special. (hands me picture of baby Luigi wearing pink.)
AJ: Have you ever caught him catching any weird items on your adventures?
Mario: Yes. A long black thing shaped like a stick and it wobbled.

AJ: Many people wonder if your relationship with Yoshi is friend or master.
Mario: Mario will not take this abuse. Yoshi come from a fucking box that has an egg in it. What do you think!?
AJ: That you should but that fire flower down.
Mario: I'm leaving.


Needless to say, Mario was an interesting interview. Leave a comment to see who I should interview next time.