Today I bring you another intricate look at yet another famous video game character. She's incredibly famous for being able to one shot kill you if you piss her off. And a woman with an infinite period ought not to be pissed off. Ladies and Gentleman... The Witch.
AJ: Welcome to New York, how is it different from the suburban environment you came from?
Witch: Wrrraaaaaooooh!
AJ: Fascinating. Many people misunderstand you. Why do you believe that's so?
Witch: AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!
AJ: I see. That's quite sad.
For an hour we sit as she shows me a photobook of her youth before the sad events that claimed her youth and looks. It's clear that she's suffered from constant vaginal leaking and getting shot in the head by overzealous gamers.
AJ: Some people have said that you tend to aim for the heart because you've had your heart broken.
Witch: ~begins to cry~
AJ: Here you go. ~hands napkins~
Witch: Arrrooooo.
AJ: Did he violate you?
Witch: ~cries once more~
We visit her house in New Jersey where she stays in between rounds of late night gaming sessions. HEr house is the picture of a would be house wife. It's clean and well kept. There's no sign of children despite the size. She has 4 dogs and her neighbors speak highly of her.
AJ: Why this job?
Witch: ARRRRRRRRAAAAAAGGHHH!!!
AJ: Couldn't you have picked another profession?
Witch: Arrrroooo.... Ugh...
AJ: How did being a Vegas call girl work for you.
Witch: GRRRRRRUUUUU.
AJ: You impaled all of them? Was the sex that bad.
Witch: BRRRUUUUUA!!!
As she leaves she impales our camera man and leaves us with a reminder that she is indeed a bitch. I mean witch.
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I can't wait for the interview with the Tank :]
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